By: Hunter Woods (Janaury 5, 2012)

Besides for producing great music, a few of our favorite artists are part-time comedians even if they don’t know it. Just to let you know, this list is randomized so don’t get your panties-in-a-bunch over the order!

1.“If you ever need anything please don’t hesitate to ask someone else first” – Kurt Cobain

2.“I’m sick to death of people saying we’ve made 11 albums that sound exactly the same. In fact, we’ve made 12 albums that sound exactly the same” – Angus Young

3."You ask me if I'm happy, listen. I've bought me-self a Rolls Royce, I'm part of the biggest band in the world and I'm about to live in a luxurious mansion outside the border of Manchester city. Am I happy with that? NO I'M NOT! I WANT MORE" – Noel Gallagher

4."If I saw an alien I'd tell it to f*** right off because whatever planet he came from they wouldn't have the Beatles or any decent f***ing music. So they can f*** right off, I ain't going nowhere with them” – Liam

5."Let me be clear about this: I don't have a drug problem, I have a police problem” – Keith Richards

6."If I knew I had to play this song the rest of my life I probably woulda wrote something else...." – Joe Walsh (“Rocky Mountain Way”)

7."After I saw Jimmy [Hendrix] play, I just went home and wondered what the f*** I was going to do with my life" - Jeff Beck

8."I never turned blue in somebody else's bathroom. I consider that the height of bad manners” – Keith Richards

9.“If I knew I was gonna live this long I would have taken better care of myself” – Keith Richards

10."Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs." - Jim Morrison

11."Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung” – Voltaire

12."I don't deserve a Songwriters Hall of Fame Award. But fifteen years ago, I had a brain operation and I didn't deserve that, either. So I'll keep it” – Quincy Jones

13.“Most rock journalism is people who can’t write, interviewing people who can’t talk, for people who can’t read” – Frank Zappa

14.“We never really grow up, we only learn to act in public” – Bryan White

15.“If you’re listening to a rock star to get your information on who to vote for, you’re a bigger moron than they are” – Alice Cooper

16.“I’ve been imitated so well, I’ve heard people copy my mistakes” – Jimi Hendrix

17.“Vandalism: beautiful as a rock in a cop's face” – Kurt Cobain

18.“Dogs smoke in France” – Ozzy Osbourne

19.“Jack, stop telling people you're Ozzy Osbourne's son to get into places, you're a f***ing loser!” – Ozzy Osbourne

20."Who said I smashed expensive guitars? Who said I smashed any guitars at all? Anyway...my f***ing guitars..." – Pete Townshend

21."When you don't know where you're going, you have to stick together just in case someone gets there" - Ken Kesey

22."I have outlived my d***" - Willie Nelson

23."Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house" - Rod Stewart

24."Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe" - Frank Zappa

25.“In the end we're all Jerry Springer Show guests, really, we just haven't been on the show” – Marilyn Manson